William (in bed, lights out): Daddy!
Daddy: Yes William, go to sleep.
William: Daddy... when, uh, when, uh... Daddy, how old are you?
Daddy: I'm thirty-four.
William: No, Mommy said you were thirty-three.
Daddy: Right.
William: Daddy, when I'm thirty-three...
Daddy: Yes?
William: When I'm thirty-three can I borrow your underwear?
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1 comment:
I've heard of stepping into someone's shoes...
Very funny.
xoxo
B.
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